I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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