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(913): View more from Kansas

girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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(417): View more from Missouri

i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back

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(720): View more from Colorado

Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.

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(813): View more from Florida

So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.

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(314): View more from Missouri

who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?

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(410): View more from Maryland

Let's just rave with boners that last for hours

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(330): View more from Ohio

Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.

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(727): View more from Florida

One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.

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