I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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