If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He did a backflip because drugs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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