I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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