i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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