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I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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