Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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