Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
do herpes really smell.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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