Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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