the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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