I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
its liver damage thursday
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