So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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