but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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