this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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