yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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