Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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