covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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