porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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