that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
you never un-have a 4some
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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