he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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