question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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