Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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