is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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