Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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