It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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