You're a womanizer and a bitch.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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