Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I've blown a few things in my day
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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