ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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