True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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