STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
one two three fourrrrnication!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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