Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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