Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
