I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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