Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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