Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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