Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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