Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
