Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Vodka?
Forever.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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