Plan B is the new Plan A
Buhtt sex?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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