Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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