the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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