nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i dont even know how to be here
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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