its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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