plz talk dirty to me
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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