Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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