your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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