"it" just moved
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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