So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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