why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I want a musical about memes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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