I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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