I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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