Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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