Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
How external is "for external use only"?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
