i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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